What to Do When You’re Tired of Being Broke

Until recent years this was more or less a hypothetical question or a lead in for a late night infomercial. Unfortunately, this is no longer the case, as the U.S. continues to reel from a devastated economy which shows little signs of reversing itself.

The Conservatives have regained control of the country and the next two years will be spent listening to this economist and that expert faithfully swear the direction of the economy is following their well laid plan to recovery, failing to explain how their directions are exact opposites, yet both right.

Either someone’s wrong, lying, stupid or think we’re stupid, but you know what? I don’t really care what they say anymore, because for the last 2 years I have been monitoring an economic indicator which is much more precise than the so called experts and reacts nearly instantly with the ebb and flow of the money, not six months or a year into the future.

Ironically, this indicator predates Biblical Bodrum Escort Times, but is every bit as accurate now as then. This magic formula? No magic. Just cold hard facts about what humans will do to survive.

I have monitored the “Escort” ads throughout the United States for the last two years and the information is proving to be quite accurate and quite disturbing.

I stumbled upon these personal ads one night as I was surfing the Internet for various subjects. Even at my age I was quite taken back at the pictures of beautiful young women flaunting their wares for rent.

Becoming mesmerized by the ads, and appreciating beauty, I would check out the daily ads of my city for new pictures, then expanded to a daily glance at the entire country.

It wasn’t long before I noticed a distinct price difference which reflected the cost of living for the area. An Escort in Chicago cost more than an Escort in Birmingham, San Diego more than Cedar Rapids Iowa. Made sense I thought to myself. Cost of living differences.

Slowly, disturbing facts began to reveal themselves. Prices for an hour’s worth of company and conversation dropped from an average of $300.00 to $250.00. This was not a city or region price retreat, but the entire country adjusted their costs.

This deflation has continued its trend until prices now average $200.00 an hour and seem to have somewhat stabilized. Granted there are always the exceptions. Detroit continues to be the lowest cost city which reflects its ghost town feel with the auto industry being nearly completely annihilated due to the onslaught of foreign imports, “Thank You U.S. Government.”

There are also the Rolls Royce of the escort world which refuse to lower their price, I assume they either have enough cash stashed or enough blackmail information to continue to operate as if nothing was wrong.

Believe me, there is a lot wrong with the economy. I began to notice more and more fat women advertising as escorts. They coded themselves as “thick” or “full figured” and began appearing in greater numbers. Now don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing wrong with a full figured woman and as the saying goes “fat people need loving too”, but as far as the typical stereotype of the young, hard bodied escort…they did not fit.

As the months progressed I began to notice an increase in ages. I paid particular attention to this because anytime an 18 year old advertised I felt a twinge of pity and sadness of how someone so young could become an escort.

The average age had been mid-twenties with a few early thirties sprinkled in and of course the one 40+ year old who was experienced and would make a man out of you, gently of course.

The results of a two year study of escort ads reveal astonishing and depressing facts about America’s economy and the toll its taking on its’ people. The Core of the escort industry was compiled of women who were young, beautiful, hard bodied and charged an average of $300.00 an hour for their company. However, currently the face of the Core has changed to a mixture of Beauties, Fat Women and Women old enough to be most hobbyists’ Mothers. There was actually an ad by a woman 66 years old. The physical makeup has drastically altered and wages have declined nearly 33% in 2 years.

What can be concluded from this study? While Washington is in the process of eliminating unemployment benefits, slashing medical coverage and outsourcing American jobs to China and India, the American citizen especially women are being forced into the slavery of brothels in order for them and their families to survive.